Do you surmise it’s wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?

I hear they’re over their sophomore jinx, so you had better check it out

Here is a submission which follows all of your guidelines and should suit the blog well, I have made sure it is good. The song is Spider and the band is called They Might Be Giants and it is a good song.

Choking on my dust, giving me back rubs

from Dead.